Shipping & Returns


Shipping Domestic

We currently ship using USPS, which seems to have the best combination of price and speed in my neck of the woods. If you would like use a different carrier then we can arrange it for an additional fee. Email us at for any special requests.

Shipping International

We currently do not offer shipping outside of the US at this time. Perhaps that may change in the future, but for right now we apologize for the inconvenience. Am I gong to say that it's worth a trip to the US of A just for our soap? Well, let's just say that I'm not NOT going to say it, or however that works. You get what I mean.


Was your purchase not what you were expecting? Do you have buyer's remorse and the thought of treating yourself to a decadent experience leave you wracked with guilt? Do you owe money for gambling debts and you need to scrape up cash in any way possible because the Mob kidnapped your mom for collateral? Please email