Mistletoe

Mistletoe

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Premium loofah sponges infused with luxury artisanal soap for a unique bathing experience.

Save a little kiss for me!

Ingredients: Glycerin soap base, Loofah sponge, Fragrance, FD&C colorant

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Sometimes it's more fun to be on Santa's naughty list.

To be honest, when it comes to my romantic life I'm a little disappointed with how long it took me to learn to stand up for myself. I spent a couple of good years following guys around, trying to get them to notice me.

So I had a crush on my barista and he kind of dropped clues that he might want to maybe go out some time if it happened to work out or whatever. And I almost fell for it. Because this jerk wanted me to chase him and flirt and drop hints that I wanted him to ask me out.

I decided to flip things around on him and make him chase me. I showed up to his coffee shop and handed him a sprig of mistletoe (being the holidays and all) with a handwritten clue, which would send him to the next clue, and then the next... sending him on a scavenger hunt until he reached his final destination and his ultimate prize (me, duh). If he wasn't willing to play, then he wasn't worth my time.

I sent him all around town, and the final clue instructed him to meet me at my favorite wine bar on Friday night. I planned on being there anyway to try a new Cabernet Sauvignon, so even if he didn't show up I'd still win.

He showed up holding that first sprig of mistletoe, which he held over my head to start our date with a kiss. We went on a few more dates after that, one of which I made him look for the mistletoe under my clothes.

I loved being in charge and leading him, and I had fun getting on Santa's naughty list.