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"I love the smell of Frankincense in the morning. It smells like... Christmas."
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The only time I ever heard about Frankincense was during the holidays, which was also the only time my family attended church. One year my mom strongly suggested (i.e. forced) me to take part in the Christmas pageant, probably to atone for a year's worth of heathenism.
My job as a wise man involved supplying the Frankincense, which was totally cool with me because I had no clue what myrrh was. It turned out that I had no clue what Frankincense was, either.
I don't know why, but in my childhood mind at the time, Frankincense had something to do with Frankenstein. As in, Frankenstein was the name and Frankincense was the type of monster he was. Like, you have Felix the Cat and you have Frankenstein the Frankincense. It made perfect sense to me at the time.
The pageant director wanted us to give baby Jesus pretend gifts. Boring! Who are wants a pretend gift? Long story short, I reached into my robe and gave baby Jesus a Frankenstein doll from the past Halloween.
So now, because of this, every year, in some kind of way, shape, or form, I get to experience a Frankenstein Christmas.